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"You might be an amateur magician if... "

 

You use a squirrel for a rabbit.

You use a pigeon as a dove.

You crossed off "janitor" on your business card and wrote in "Professional Magician".

You carry your tricks in an empty beer box.

Your magnetic "Magician" car sign covers your "Amway Sales" sign.

You wear a mask when you perform.

Your Magic Cape doubles as a shower curtain.

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